Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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