Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
