? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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