Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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