i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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