there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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