How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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