ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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