love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
