Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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