So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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