I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He did a backflip because drugs
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