i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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