did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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