Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry softballspaz15 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

Fav 4 1058 2521
share tweet
(419): View more from Ohio

The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

Fav 25 4760 1680
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

Fav 15 4932 863
share tweet
(347): View more from New York

Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

Fav 65 1881 20124
share tweet
(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

Fav 17 1428 3065
share tweet
(414): View more from Wisconsin

I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful

Fav 6 4274 1152
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties

Fav 8 1098 1989
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(231): View more from Michigan

It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.

Fav 5 755 598
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again

Fav 0 183 67
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT