At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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