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wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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