Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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