Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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