I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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