Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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