Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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