plz talk dirty to me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
