That's intense
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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