YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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