I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Randomize
