Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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