You work out of a Hotel?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All the doctor said was why
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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