People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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