how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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