Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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