google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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