Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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