some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Randomize