I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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