She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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