dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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