How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
