you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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