Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
