Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I smell stomach acid.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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