On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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