You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Randomize