Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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