Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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