is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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