but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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