Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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