I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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