absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
