they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Randomize
