if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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