I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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