Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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