your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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