gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
well you can't waste a boner
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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