Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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